strongermonster:

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

shineeboys:

I would like to personally congratulate myself on my exquisite taste bc shinee is my ult and we are dibidibideep in this shit.

t4tmoreid:

jungianpsychology:

derek: can you please take this seriously. my whole family died in a fire because we’re werewolves

scott:

hyrude:

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?